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And the reason we decided to be fantastic friends after girls night was because it turns out we hate the same people.

Claire is really good at inventing games, especially when those games involve getting drunk and throwing cushions or a child’s ball at each other, while yelling. The first time I met her was the first time I met about a million other people, too, but she was the only one Kevin Hannifan told me to make out with when he took a break from triple-kissing people at a bar to call the house.

Floyd and I lived in bedrooms next door or across the hall from one another for three whole years. I miss that.

The first time I met Swifty in person he was wearing a hat too small for his head. The first time we spoke on the computer he referenced a B52s song. Sometimes I throw pillows and canned peaches at him.

Alison is the best girlfriend a girl like me could want, even if her avatar makes her look like a sexual deviant.

Alison is the best girlfriend a girl like me could want, even if her avatar makes her look like a sexual deviant.

Elisa and I met in Italy in 2003 and now we are across the street neighbors!

Molly and I knew each other in the honors program, but we didn’t become the fantastic friends we are until the advent of drunk girls night.